self-doctor

drug addicts. who syringe them selves.

where's max? hes self-doctoring :)

by rukkestop July 20, 2010

Doctor Xur

A whiny and suicidal pissbaby with raging mommy issues.

Also believes that he is a scientist.

"Doctor Xur is a real pain in the ass to deal with on a daily basis."

by pissman2003 June 9, 2023

doctors

lying pieces of shit who say getting your cholesterol tested through a finger prick wont hurt

someones mom not mine: hey we have to go to the doctors
not me: ok
lying piece of shit doctor: this finger prick wont hurt
not me after finger prick: ow that did hurt

by cock haver June 21, 2021

Doctor O

Dr. Assaholski. Dr. Glory Holski.

"Fuck Doctor O In his big brown Olski!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 14, 2023

Doctor

A person who kills ur ills with pills then kills u with pills

Yesterday I went to the doctor and now im broke.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

by unkissedVirgin April 29, 2020

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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025

butt time doctor

The doctor that performs colonoscopies, and any other thing dealing with the pooping area.

Man i just turned 40. Time to get a colonoscopy. I’ve got to go see the butt time doctor.

by Jmaktheknife July 14, 2022