devil's bargain

A situation involving gaining something one would normally enjoy or benefit from, were it not gained by sacrificing some prerequisite to enjoying or benefiting from it. Also known as "The Treat Yo Self of the Magi."

He made a devil's bargain when he sold all of his teeth so he could afford a toothpaste advertised as "Our most advanced whitening formula yet!"

by Aldous Buttstuffe August 19, 2022

Devil's Shoulders

Lower abdominal and oblique cuts that some like to refer to as "sex lines" or "The V."

Adam Levine isn't that attractive, but he's got one of the best pairs of Devil's Shoulders in the music industry.

by StayPutDarling December 23, 2014

Devil’s bidet

Water that splashes up onto your legs and, occasionally, into your anus when dropping a turd into a toilet.

“Hey man, you’ve got a wet spot on the back of your leg.”

“Devil’s bidet must have hit me.”

by Chase Fisher June 15, 2018

autistic devil

a soul that progressively enslaves humanity with absolutely zero conscious

ive heard of selling your soul ÷
with that being said yall must have split @ the big bang to become SCOTUS
# autistic devil

by get@meinspace October 6, 2018

devils tango

Tango made by the devil himself.

i tried devils tango today!it tasted wicked!

by iamtheone234 August 5, 2023

Share devil

One who shares stuff on social media that is daring, controversial, etc.
Derived from dare devil.

Did you see that link ed shared about all the police shootings being racially motivated? Boy he is a real share devil!

by arrow229 August 4, 2016

Devil's Bathtub

When you pass out drunk in the tub and shit yourself.

I woke up thinking I was being cooked in a giant tub of watered down chili and then realized I shit the tub after I passed out. It smelled awful and burned in my orifices like I was taking a bath in the Devil's Bathtub.

by Tipdock May 31, 2017