paper cups

Corporate trickery akin to a magician's cup and ball game. The actions of corporate to disguise and manipulate financial records, and limit liability.
The CFO spent their day playing with paper cups.
by Buffalafagus August 26, 2019
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paper bunny

A Paper Bunny is usually a bunny but with the attributes of paper. Paper Bunnies almost always possess a cute face, but lack the depth of ass or tits. The term paper bunny is always attributed to a white female.
Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is really cute."
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she has no ass and I think those cups are A"
Guy 1: "So what does that make her?"
Guy 2: "It makes her a Paper Bunny my guy."
by TheSpiciestBeefJerky September 30, 2018
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Coochie paper

The left over remains of toilet paper or baby wipes in a Vagina
“Hey babe you got coochie paper might want to clean it
by monkeyCmonkeyO March 04, 2021
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Paper slut

Someone who has uncontrollable urges to write or draw and has no qualms about using any near by surface.
Anne: Damn it! James gave in to his paper slut urges and used up all the napkins again!

James: What was I supposed to do? I was out of notebooks!
by cubnake August 10, 2015
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paper shop

n. Brit. mostly Northern. Newsagent/News-seller. usually sells greeting cards, stationery, tobacco, chocolate bars, cold drinks, basic provisions. Typified by owner-management and long opening hours.
Go to the paper shop and get some fags and crisps
by David Atherton July 05, 2004
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paper cobra

When one flushes the toilet and it starts to back up, you thrust your hand into the water and grab the toilet paper blockage
I flushed the toilet, and it started to back up. I had no other choice than to have the paper cobra strike and remove the blockage so the water would go down.
by King s a l a m I May 24, 2022
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Paper Shredder

Its a blowjob where the giver has braces so the penis gets shredded.
Guy with braces: Hey how bout I give you a blow job...
Other Guy: YESSS!!! Classic Paper Shredder

Guy: Want to take the next step
Girl with braces: Ok I'll Give you a paper shredder ;)
by Sage Johnson April 02, 2021
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