Jared on the Chaired is a magical elf who only sits on chairs & is much more critical on reports to santa than typical elves. Jared also explodes on christmas and shows back up again the next year.
by notoeduw December 21, 2024
Get the Jared on the Chairedmug. The largest douche bag on the planet. Has both mommy and daddy issues. Fails to comprehend even the most simplistic sentences and ideas. When he speaks everyone who hears it is instantly made dumber. He fails in school, in life, and in every other way possible. He is more unattractive than a $20 dollar a night motel bathroom. He thinks that the world is flat and that science is something you drink. His clothing choices have all the charm of a Klan rally. Jared likes his mom... a little too much. Jared is descended from a long line of complete morons, and he lives up to the standard his ancestors set.
by JimBobCooter1969 February 6, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. A weirdo, he is a very sensitive especially when you ask him if he has toothpaste on his face. He knows what he wants in life hint hint it’s baseball. He’ll ask you to “chill” but then always drops out of plans. By the way when you see his chin it hangs down like a chicken.
by Littlechickenmaker January 23, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. Nawala’s finest drug dealer
by Gavin Bertram Klyn November 23, 2021
Get the Jaredmug. by bignbomb74 April 23, 2021
Get the Jared Charactermug. When the woman shoves a Subway sandwich up your ass while giving you a blowjob. This occurs only when you yell "EAT FRESH"
by Carl, god of all that is holy February 28, 2018
Get the jared specialmug. by JOETHEAVERAGEWHITEGUY November 3, 2017
Get the jared swansonmug.