fists on sight

im throwing fists as soon as i see you

"Jesse ganked my crack rock! Tell him when I see him its fists on sight!

by bingbongdaddy March 15, 2018

The phantom fist

The act of inserting a glove into one's anus and inflating until maximum size has been achieved.

Sure the rotisserie is good but William often prefers the Phantom fist

by Lechero Supremo August 30, 2019

Minion Fisting

It's the act of someone punching a minion.

Timmy was Minion Fisting last night.

by RevengGhost August 8, 2019

Windmill with fists

Dancing in an erratic fashion. Having spasms of the body that one considers dancing. Other dancers need to stay clear for fear of getting accidentally punched. Also known as the Elaine.

Dude 1: "Hey, check out that chick dancing over there"
Dude 2: "Ha! She looks like a windmill with fists!"
Dude 1: "Yeah. You'd better duck!"

by nappuc March 20, 2010

Cow Fisting

The act of giving an obese male or female large bruises on their body giving them the appearance of a cow and fisting them

Joe: So what do you like to do on the weekends?
James: Get absolute hammered and go cow fisting!

by JackassMcGhee April 12, 2020

fist-a-dil

A dildo with a huge fist on the business end of it.

Me: My fucking arm is wore out. Robio: Why? Me: Had to use a fist-a-dil on Marks mom's asshole last nite. She's insatiable.

by Barnyard Pimp October 15, 2021

fist funnel

a funnel into which one inserts their fist for sexual gratification

she wouldn't let me stick it up her wrongun, so I fist funnelled her sharpish

by Thombone Catkins December 2, 2010