Rocket Donkey

Cowboy slang term for a Barrel Racing Horse. Usually a crazy, overhyped horse that will run you over, because he's so burnt out on barrel racing. Usually a $500 horse she spends $5k a month on in supplements, gimmicky "fixes" and chiropractor.

Oh God, here comes Brittany on her Rocket Donkey. Y'all better get out of the way!

by Mostly_feral August 06, 2020

Donkey Bash

A variation of the infamous Donkey Punch. While having anal sex with your partner, just before ejaculation, you grab their hair (or ears) with both hands and pull back hard to get a good whiplash. While pulling their head back, you thrust forward and headbutt them square in the back of the head hard. This results in the partner being knocked unconscious, but they will tighten up immensely, resulting in maximum pleasure.

(Note, this will hurt you as well, so this is only recommended to those manly men who can take a hit! Cheers!)

Greg: Hey, did you see Ryan? He's got a big cut on his forehead!

Joe: Dude, he Donkey Bashed his girlfriend last night!

Greg: No way! That's a true man right there

by Snoogins24 April 22, 2010

trumpet donkey

he or she who enjoys the sensation of male ejaculate stirking their facial features

I was just about to leave that shitty bar before I ran into a willing trumpet donkey

by fuckeye August 12, 2005

full donkey

An adverb describing the manner in which one completes a task with intense vigor and heated passion, whether the task be sexual and/or social.

Dude, me and my girlfriend totally went full donkey in my friend's bedroom after prom.

That party was crazy. I grinded full donkey on all dem bitches.

by mattanddan69 June 21, 2013

donkey butt

A butt that is really high up, sticks out and usually on black people, or people with long skinny legs.

Let me ride that donkey butt!
Let me ride that donkey donkey!

by CGee January 29, 2007

donkey thump

When pounding a girl in the ass, right before you spurt you thump her upside the head, knocking her out causing all her muscles to contract giving the greatest pleasure in your life.

oh shit here it comes!! oh god! wait hold... on... im gonna donkey thump you!... (whack) oh..... jesus!

by Blake Sprunk June 09, 2003

Donkey Chain

A thick chain or necklace. (Over 30mm) Typically gold, but also popular in platinum.

I got so much paper, ya'll couldn't even hold my donkey chain.

by Skyy Alexander September 19, 2008