Joy Wok Diet

When the intake of your lunch causes a greater output.

Since I started my Joy Wok Diet I'm on my third trip to the restroom today.

by DTempo February 18, 2015

Blue Diet Coke

Blue Diet Coke is a drink the Persassy loves to drink. It’s essentially just Diet Coke dyed blue.

Do you want some Blue Diet Coke?

by percyspandapillopet November 30, 2020

Poor Man's Diet

Two Curlywurlies
Two Chomps
And Three Slices
Of Brown Bread

That fella has a poor man's diet

by SqueegeeMan. March 26, 2022

Just a Diet Coke

What you hear every Sunday when working at the McDonald's Drive-thu in Utah. Such a request comes from any Mormon who needs their holy juice after a good 'ol Zion sabbath day. Not to be confused with other caffinated beverages, Diet Coke is a great way to be pure in the sight of God while enjoying the fullness of times. Make sure not to give them a receipt or a friendly hello when they practically throw the money at you and speed to the second window.

Can't have any Coffee? No problem: Just a Diet Coke;
Less caffeine, more blessings.

by Schnazzle G April 26, 2017

diet high-five

A regular high-five but just a gentle pat on the hand

Rachel, afraid of not knowing her own strength and injuring feeble old man Mike, gave him a diet high-five

by buffbutler October 3, 2010

O-Line Diet

The diet that an offensive lineman in the game of football partakes in, which usually consists of large amounts of junk food.

Person 1: "Why are you eating that whole pizza?"
Person 2: "It's apart of my O-Line diet.

by chaboi2929 December 8, 2018

Diet Coke Button

A red button that Donald Trump pressed to get Diet Coke.

Person: "Hey did you know Donald Trump had a Diet Coke button?"

by random generic name January 22, 2021