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May 5th

National show ur bf ur juicy ass day
“Hey babe it’s May 5th which is national show ur bf ur juicy ass day, can u show me urs?”

Of course babe anything for my bf”
by Waiting For player... May 5, 2022
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June 5th

On June 5th all couples must switch phones for the whole day and no saying no
your partner cant say no to switching phones on June 5th
by hbqhuuqqii65 June 4, 2023
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5th of november

The 5th of november is national cucumber pet day. On the 5th of november, you have to give your pet a cucumber (a whole one) or your pet will summon the devil
«DUDE! My pet legit summoned the devil just now
«Did you give them a cucumber?»
«Why would i do that?»
«Because it is the 5th of november of course!! No wonder»
by Imgonnagetyouin2seconds November 3, 2019
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January 5th

5 january is international man titty appreciation day . this day is henceforth and forever more dedicated to men's lovely firm man boobs in light of gender equality
January 5th is pronounced January the tit-th , "man did you see the knockers on that bird ? " ,"yeah man those are great and all but get a load of his chest melons"
by arkinsaw64 January 5, 2021
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June 5th

Friend 1: “Today’s Fuck Ronald Reagan day”

Friend 2.”It’s June 5th?”
by Hotbaddie18383 June 17, 2023
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5th grade

as long as your the fastest, you will be treated like a deity in this grade, enjoy it while it lasts
5th grade is the last time anyone, ever. has enjoyed life
by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021
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April 5th

National Roast ppl day
Roast anyone on this day.
Person 1: Today's April 5th!
Person 2: Imma roast u
by just_a_chill_dude March 15, 2025
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