Sticky Situation

n: a situation in which one's testicles are stuck to the side of their thigh, usually on a hot day due to sweat. Goes hand in hand with the Elvis Walk and a Slippery Slope

John: Bro, why are you doing lunges?

Mike: I'm trying to get rid of this Sticky Situation.

John: No shit.

by Whoopsht October 9, 2011

mime-sturbation

a deliberately half-hearted performance of masturbation, executed at the behest of a sexual partner for whom this is an alleged turn on

yeah, i ended up doing a mime-sturbation because he kept bugging me to, saying it would excite him

by beebeediva August 8, 2011

Hostel situation

When shit gets real in a cheap, temporary place of lodging.

According to UD, the unavoidable outcome of a scenario where "shit just got real" is always a hostel situation.

by MMRandySavage June 13, 2010

Grand Central Station

An incorrect term commonly used when referring to Grand Central Terminal.

Person 1: I'll meet you at Grand Central Station.

Person 2: It's Grand Central Terminal you tourist!

by Murjax May 17, 2010

Gay Station 2

Best. Name. Ever.

Play Station 2? More like GAY Station 2!

by Simon October 14, 2003

Metro Station

A awesome band with good songs and hot singers and cool style. Whoever thinks they suck and shouldn't write songs about girls is wrong because if they wrote songs about boys it would just be GAY and GAY means boys like boys. They also sing them because it's what teenagers do so don't be lying and say Well I don't. Now go ahead and put thumbs down if you want to bitches!

METRO STATION: YEAH THAT'S TRUE

by METRO STATION FAN March 5, 2009

penetration station

place to bang.

i'm gonna tongue punch her fart box in the penetration station

by pepperonipony July 22, 2010