Starting The Lawnmower

When a girl goes down on a guy and as she's giving him a handjob he farts.

Guy 1: Man, last night was so embarrassing.

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy 1: My girl was going down on me and as soon as she tugged my dick I farted.

Guy 2: Damn, sounds like she was Starting the Lawnmower.

by Dalexley April 2, 2021

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Stoarty

Stoarty is a person with a stoart glizzy

Girl nr. 1: Yoo this dude is so hot
Girls nr.2: damn girl but he's a stoarty
Girl nr.1: i like that shit

by Helle11 January 23, 2022

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Startin'

When that lad Gendo wont stop with his shit and you have to tell him to stop startin

Stop Startin' Gendo

by Summertimecatt May 30, 2022

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Startle-fucked

When someone asks you a direct question that you are unprepared or incapable of giving a direct answer to and the period of time between the question and your formulated response is obvious to both parties; or when the result is unintentional and truly horrendous truth-telling.

Omg my new roommate and I were having such a good convo, out of the blue she asks me what dating site I use and she startle-fucked me into saying fetlife. Now she’s browsing my anal fisting videos in a way I’m entirely unprepared to deal with at the breakfast table.

by Utropic June 24, 2022

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