Stoner Stomach

The grouping of fat around a pot smoker's stomach that results from long periods of smoking marijuana and subsequently eating munchies on a daily basis.
"Dude, did you see that hippie's stoner stomach? I guess that's what you get from eating too many Doritos."
by phillb@KU May 06, 2010
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nu-stoner

White teenagers that are either from the suburbs or a rural-ish type area that like to smoke weed.
They wear those goofy flat-billed fitted caps but wear Hollister and Abercrombie clothes so they end up looking like some kind of stupid ass wigger/prep-hybrid.
They are always really into Southern Rap but don't know shit about other genres of music. Female nu-stoners probably also listen to pop.
Most real stoners don't like them very much because they're so wigger-ish and retarded.
Male nu-stoners talk and pretty much act like normal guys but they use stupid rap slang words so it makes them sound like idiots.
Female nu-stoners act like black women but most of them add a touch of prep to there style.
All nu-stoners worship Bob Marley, 2pac, and Lil Wayne and this is a fact.
Daniel: Drew wanted to smoke a blunt with me and ride around and listen to Lil Wayne
Chris: He's such a nu-stoner
by Chris2039 February 08, 2010
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Stoner love

Being in love and also the couple makes love with blunts before or after intercorse
Theres the stoner love kicks n it with da blunt, bein too happy and shit.
by 3060819ach October 17, 2010
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Dirty Stoner

The act of ejaculating on the rim of a bong and having a female proceed to take a rip.
Wow! I never expected that dirty stoner to get me so high!
by dshox October 03, 2011
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Stoner Twitch

When you're high and you feel like you're moving in short jerking motions but thinking you aren't because, well.. You're high. But in reality you really are moving like that.
Brad: Whoa brah, look at Joe over there!
Jake: Yeah man, stoner twitch.. He's baked
by CaitlinHigherThanTheeSky May 18, 2011
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Stoner's Delight

Any sort of food created from ingredients that people not under the influence would never consider a good idea.
Joe: I just made a pie with mac & cheese, pasta, and taco meat as the filling. It's a real stoner's delight.

Timothy: All they had there was Hamburger Pizza. It was too much of a stoner's delight for me.
by James'taint June 16, 2011
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stoner music

Music that is sweet to listen to under the influence of marijuana.

Be aware that the majority of mainstream music that is often considered to be stoner music usually sucks and is played out like a motherfucker.

For example, Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon should be substituted with Electric Wizard's Dopethrone, regardless of personal taste.
Sonic Youth's album Sister is great stoner music.
by sanfud n sun May 01, 2006
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