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Double Butt Scrub

When, seconds after finishing a shower, a big dirty poop begins slamming around in your intestines. After jettisoning the egregious turd and wiping, you still feel unclean, so you are forced to return to the shower and soap up the inside of your butt crack again, after having just done so minutes earlier.
Guy 1: Hey man, why'd you take two showers? You're running up the water bill!

Guy 2: Fuck off, man, the sloppiest turd you've ever seen or smelled hit me right after I got out the first time, so I had to do the double butt scrub.
by ungabunga August 22, 2008
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To use, and or inhale the smoke that is given off by the marijuana plant.
by Joeyohmz February 5, 2008
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n.
the male version of the fat ugly chick who is best friends with the pretty popular chick. she thinks she can get a guy that way, or maybe just some attention, because her friend is showered in everything she's ever wanted. but it is just not so. truth be told, everyone's sitting there going 'ha ha look at that fat chick, she is so ugly. even more ugly compared to her pretty friend'.
think of the line in the tlc song about the guy hangin out his 'best friends ride'.
by jeska June 24, 2004
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Scrub

Referring to playing video games, when you are beating someone, and the opponent complains about everything. A person who doesn't play the game to win, but to complain.
Bob-" Haha, do you like that finisher?"
Bill-" Dude, your too cheap, and my counter didn't work right, you're to cheap, all you do is attack and defend"
Bob -" Stop being a Scrub"
by Heyit'sthatoneperson October 17, 2008
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RANDY just HELLA SCRUBBED and ate it!!! HHAHAHA
by Big Bertheeezeee October 18, 2008
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scrubba

A dirty monkey that likes to diddle with little boys weewees. He likes to climb trees in Africa and find monkey droppings, and eat them. He is gay, and has mated with over 10,038 homosexual animals, including humans, dogs, cats, mosquitos, bacteria, elephants, blue whales, and the rare Martinius Klingonius. Scrubbas usually have an exceptionally large afro, and they seldom shower. Scrubbas do not hit puberty until their late fifties, so most Scrubba will never live to hit puberty. The Scrubba can take extraordinarily large amounts of pain and suffering, as he is constantly attacked by the larger predators such as Jacobius Dumbassius, and Hockius Playerius. If you wish to capture a wild Scrubba, do not shower for a month, as clean smells scare it away, and bring some Yu-Gi-Oh cards or Pokemon games along, and it will surely join you. If you feel a finger diddling your anus or penis while you are sleeping, do not fret, the Scrubba is just expressing his love for you.
by Jake December 18, 2003
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the fuckin weird kid with ADD that runs around the dorm in a white ninja costume and plays video games nonstop. gives blowjobs to fat red-headed slobs. the kid you feed beef stick dog treats to.
"there goes scrubby... sneaking around in his raiden hat and speaking japanese again"
by mer October 14, 2004
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