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Mrs.Jones Special

A blowjob given by a married woman, who is not your wife.
Can I come over for a Mrs.Jones special, or is your husband home?
by The#1Milf October 9, 2008
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special paper

Slang/code for acid in the blotter paper form.
...and with just the aid of some special paper, his entire world simultaneously melted and gave rise to the inner-most thoughts and mysteries of the universe, allowing him to achieve the higher plateau of existence.
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The Fisher Special

The act of engaging in manual stimulation of a 14 year old females vagina by the fingers of an aged 16 or over male.
Jacob used the 'The Fisher Special' on holiday, oblivious in his state of inebriation to her minor status.
by PlumbleBumble February 1, 2015
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38 Special

When someone you're dating, talking to, or sleeping with pulls a disappearing act on you, but somehow manages to contact you just when you're about to give up on them. They're holding on loosely, but not letting go. A.K.A pulling the 38 Special. This is based on the band's famous song Hold On Loosely.
I haven't heard from him in over a week, but he randomly IMed me this morning. He's totally pulling the 38 Special.
by Spinsterella August 12, 2009
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Manager special

When SaveMart takes all their post dated meat thats turning green and re-labels it with "MANAGER SPECIAL!" stickers.
I've been in the hospital for a week now from eating the manager special from SaveMart.
by 4550apollo December 29, 2007
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Schweickart Special

A blow job received from a self-specialized sophomore at OU; the best experience of my life.
Hey, that Schweickart special Sammy got the other night on the John sounded horrific.
by Brutus Buckeye October 16, 2007
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lamb special

When you furiously finger someone in the ass
Brad gave Zoe the lamb special
by Brad bitch December 15, 2018
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