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Soft-Serve

The type of soft person who is most likely responsible for so many “anti-bullying” rules in the Terms & Conditions portion of any Internet service. Usually over-sensitive and doesn’t deserve access to the internet if their feelings get hurt that easily.
Can also be used as a verb to mean that something caters to extremely sensitive people.
“Dude, YouTube is getting rid of dislikes to promote mental health
“I wanna meet the soft-serves who would kill themselves over a programmed number on a screen”
by placebo! September 9, 2021
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Soft McDonald

A code phrase that one says while in a public setting to convey that a hearty bowel movement is afoot following the ingestion of copious amounts of fast food.
Yeah, that McPick 2 is going to be a Soft McDonald in a matter of moments.
by TheBaeistBae August 19, 2016
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Soft-Head

Always cry when an animal is killed in Minecraft, think dogs are scary, think snakes are slimy, always cry for exceptionally dumb things. Generally not very resilient and very fragile.
My sister is a real Soft-Head. She literally balled her head off when I beat her in Mario Kart Wii. And the worst part is that she is 12 whole years old!
by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020
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Soft tennis

It's when a man uses his penis to gently hit the balls of his partner gently and steadily increasing the strength of his hits
1:Yo why is Joe walking so weird

2:we played soft tennis yesterday and it got pretty intense
by Nya-nya October 20, 2019
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Soft serve

A hardcore diss, when a man acts like a little bitch showing you he cannot get his dick up or keep it up for long.
I see that guy constantly slut shaming women, he's really giving soft serve energy.
by dickydanceroutine March 24, 2022
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Soft Collins

When a man rubs his flaccid member on an unsuspecting woman.
"That guy Bill in our class is so gross"
"He doesn't seem that bad."
"Trust me, he gave me a soft collins the other day!"
"Ew!"
by Jorbecca July 18, 2016
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Soft Serving

When a guy does a reverse head stand against the wall and jerks off onto his chest and face.
Kelly’s mom walked in on him as he was soft serving himself.
by Meltör September 1, 2019
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