soft jew

a jewish person that is not inherently religious; they probably don’t follow all the rules of the jewish faith, but still call themselves jewish.

why is she eating bread during passover?
-oh, she’s a soft jew

by yeetumskeetum May 24, 2018

soft crusher

When you crush yourself with a mattress.

Person A: I'm bored.
Person B: Do you have any spare mattresses?
Person A: Yeah. Why?
Person B: Want to do some soft crushers?
Person A: Yeah!

by ChameleonDragon March 12, 2018

Soft James

An absolute bellend.

That bloke is a Soft James.

by Softboi8 November 26, 2016

Soft-Biatch

A chewy cookie commonly associated with Soft Batch brand

Man, I'm so hungry I could really go for some Soft-biatch.

by AndyPanda March 30, 2009

soft dis

When you show your disapproval for someone in a passive way (such as casually ignoring them), but without overtly dissing them with words or actions.

I put the soft dis on my sister the other day because she's been scamming lately.

by Neckbone February 28, 2016

soft hard

When a man is not fully hard so he is soft hard. His dick is still standing but it’s soft.

“Carson what the fuck does soft hard mean?” asked Reagan

by CockWacker January 24, 2021

Soft Poke

A soft poke is an insult towards someone meaning they are bad at having sex. Lousy in the sack, a bad lay.

You are a soft poke

by Tay_raaw July 27, 2021