sleep denial

When one is dozing off but refuses to admit they are falling asleep

Dude: "Hey, you're falling asleep. Give me the remote!"

Homie: "I'm not falling asleep! (zzzz..snoooore..zzzz)"

Dude: "You're in sleep denial, homie."

by MajorBlaze1 December 29, 2010

Sleeping Booty

A hot chick who falls asleep or passes out drunk before having sex with you.

"I thought that chick was going to be a wild ride, but she turned into a sleeping booty."

by horseman1975 October 22, 2009

crack-sleep

When you fall sleep, primarily out of being tired, way before getting ready to bed, and then you wake up in the middle of the night hating it as if you would have had already a full night's sleep. Most of the times you are even wearing your regular clothes and do not really remember how it happened.

I just woke up, and it's 3am! Wasn't I just laying down waiting for the water heater to get a cup of tea? I crack-sleep all the time!

by :jorG September 25, 2009

Sleep Debt

The quantification of sleep debt.

If you're tired you probably have sleep debt.

by SevenWest April 8, 2019

Goo to Sleep

Masturbating as a means of falling asleep; as an activity to enhance or accompany sleep or relaxation; use of the opportunity provided by the privacy after hours when everyone else is confined to their rooms.

> I'm gonna goo to sleep.
> You mean "go", right?
> No.
> Oh... uh... -pokerface-

by WD103 March 11, 2011

Sleep dick

When drifting in and out of consciousness the male reproductive organ stays erect and can do so continuously for hours. Tests have not yet determined the max amount of time this can occur.

"Stop poking me with that thing, I'm trying to sleep" "shuddap ho, It's mah sleep dick"

by Sidesho229 December 30, 2011

sleep waulker

A person who has or is coaxed into having oral sex with a male, while they’re asleep. As the member is placed at various speeds to the esophagus of the slumbering special someone, the sound it would make is extremely similar to the spelling “WAULK WAULK WAULK WAULK”. And you could have a T shirt for them when they woke up that said “please do not awake if sleepwaulking”, because you’re a good person and a giver.

Bro 1: Hey, Stacy’s coming over to spend the night.

Bro 2: Oh sweet you’re getting your dick sucked
Bro 1: How do you know that would happen.

Bro 2: Cause she’s a sleep waulker

by TerranceJulio October 5, 2018