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Schrödingers Slag.

A girl, whom appears as if they look skinny, fat, dirty, and showered all at the same time. Often on par with people you would see at a Walmart.
“She seemed as a Schrödingers slag, I wouldn’t go for her.”

“No one could tell if Jenny was a 2, or a 10, Jenny would be considered Schrödingers slag.”

"Sarah was a true 'Schrödinger's slag'. She could be a decent human being when she wanted to be, but most of the time she was just a pain in the ass.”
by westcoast1n January 29, 2025
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Slag

Someone who blames their farts on you
*liv farts*
liv: “fayeeee”
faye: “slag”
by fayemoose2.0 November 25, 2019
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Slags house

When a slag (eva ) has a house party/sesh and she shags every time
Jake- you going to slags house

Calum- yea but do you want to put a bet on who she shags ?
Jake- you will win tho!
Calum- always do
by Cjd118 June 29, 2022
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Slag

Dominic is a slag.
by ssre June 1, 2022
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Meryl Slag

A so-called “actress” in a reality TV show, like Truman’s on-screen wife Meryl in the movie The Truman Show, who gets paid to whore herself out to the unknowing protagonist while receiving orders from the “big man” (aka. Lunatic looser) Christof via an earpiece.
Dude: Damn, man! Weirdest thing happened to me yesterday. So, I’m plowing that chink skank and suddenly I hear some static coming out of her ear. Still finished but goddamn that was freaky!
Me: Oh, I see - I bet it was a Meryl slag. Them bitches are treacherous - be careful when dumping into them - they may get instructions to cut your dick off ...
by SackmaBooolz December 1, 2019
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Slag

The combination of a slut and a fag
- Hey there, Pookie
-Shut the hell up, Slag
by RonaldFootWorms September 20, 2023
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trampy slag

A girl called bobbie who steals of her friends and legit no one likes her she needs to grow up and get a life the little tramp she steels bud of her dad and gives it away that why we only like her
by Stoner776 July 11, 2017
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