one single tear

When you are single and people brag about how many dicks they have sucked

McGee: I have 46 boyfriends and 28 girlfriends!

MisterRickRoll: One single tear.......dropping onto the ground.

by It.was.not.me December 11, 2016

i’m single i’m single

When someone sends you a very attractive snapchat, or photo and you contemplate being single or asking them out.

*Girl sends picture*
Boy- I’m single i’m single

by kiddo kiddo November 10, 2019

Single

A male individual who believes a female's occupation is the kitchen

Female: I wish I had a man *sigh*
Mr. Single: Maybe you should get in the kitchen

by heyit'sjaki September 17, 2012

Singleton

Someone that only and has the singles from an album on their ipod/mp3 player and does not take the time to listen to or appreciate the other songs. also only listens to the radio for new music (by choice).

dude 1: (scrolling through dude 2's ipod) where's the rest of my ghetto report card?!? you only have tell me when to go and u & dat!

dude 2: man, those are the only good songs...

dude 1: are you serious?!? you stupid singleton

by AZNstunna March 31, 2007

single awareness day

A made up holiday that overlaps valentine's day for people too ugly or crazy to get some.

Happy Single Awareness Day! I'm so lonely...

by Sierrapants January 12, 2009

Single white male

Male white privilege

Person 1: That guy has done the stupidest shit and has always gotten away with it, I don't get why his other classmates are always being punished for his mistakes!

Person 2: He's a single white male, he's allowed to get away with it, thank you white male privilege!

by danizzlefo September 18, 2016

single displacement

A single displacement reacts with a compound to produce a new single element and a new compound.

A + BC = AC + B = single displacement

by merdin November 4, 2008