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Semen

semen is actually cum;a sticky fluid that comes from a mans balls while being sexually satisfiedvery happy
After I humped her there was semen squirting everywhere.
by theknowitall836 November 10, 2018
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semen socket

The act of violently extracting someones glass eye, and proceeding to insert ones penis into the empty socket in a vigorous jack hammering motion resulting in a raw, bloody, wet, creamy, delicious mess. Leaving the sticky socket swimming with tadpole tears.
by Semen Socket July 18, 2018
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Semen Blanket

When a man ejaculates so hard he completely misses his partner and some of the semen lands on the girls blanket.
I was gonna cum on my girls face, but I went a bit too hard and accidentally gave her a Semen Blanket”
by Garrett Wick September 8, 2018
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semen claw

when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand
I was jacking off and forgot I ran out of tissues so I got a semen claw.
by suryothomere October 8, 2018
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semen safe

Your wife is such a semen safe, Bob
by PenguinMolester June 7, 2018
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Semen

So thing that fills a certain bank that I want to rob
Want to go rob the semen bank!
by Penis pumper124 April 22, 2022
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On semen

A slang term used to describe anything and everything. It is typically used as a validation for any actions.
Miguel: Holy shit bro, that movie was insane, on semen!
Jaqueese: For real bro!
by Superior Inferior Bad Boys April 29, 2022
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