Flat screen

When to people perform intercourse by laying flat on each other and slow rubbing them selves together

“Jessica is so boring, all we did was flat screen”

by Browntown2002 April 2, 2020

Screen shopping

Being bored as fuck any day, at school, quarantined or some other shit and screenshotting random clothes or items of instagram shops you know you cant buy because your too fucking broke

Lemme just go screen shopping for a second

by Thicc Toes 🦶🦶 April 10, 2020

Screen Face

Easily the best youtube channel. Full of extremely funny content and well edited videos.

Guy one: You heard of Screen Face?
Guy two: I have evaded capture in Venezuela for 7 years.

by ScreenFaceFan1 April 23, 2020

Fucking screen bitch

People who hide behind a screen but bottle it when confronted

Fucking Screen bitch - “ spawn kills even though you’ve not gone near them”

The mandem - “oi you fucking pussy your so wet. Come on say something you won’t. Your shit on your own”

Screen bitch - “..................”

by Hippotankus April 26, 2020

Screen-Breaking

When you unplug, eactivate your social media accounts, and disappear for a three-day weekend/holiday.

During quarantine, your Screen-Breaking options are Scrabble and homemade sushi, but we're planning a group camping trip for summer Screen-Breaking.

by mysticklemom April 27, 2020

Blue screen of death

A program that triggers when you are doing something important. It was implemented back in windows 1.0. It is the annoyance of many but no one can do anything.

(On a video chat) I love yo-AHHH A BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH :(

by Aora_Studios May 7, 2020

Screen dump

Losing the last hour because you have been sitting on the throne surfing social media (which is related to Tik Plopping or SnapShatting).

Mother: where’s our son? Father: he’s on the throne doing a screen dump.

by Bogmaster May 15, 2020