Samalamadodo

Stupid monkey fucking idiot that doesn't know how to speaking fucking English, faggot bitch

You're actually just fucking samalamadodo

by Mint0405 October 25, 2025

Samurai goon

A samurai goon is when you cum from 1 stroke only, like a samurai pulling their sword out and beheading the enemy in a single movement

Because he was so horny, he became the samurai goon grandmaster.

by KnightOfNight November 29, 2025

Samurai Hospital TDS

The Samurai Hospital is an ancient medical institution founded and promised to GMOTG Darin Uzunov 3,000 years ago at the Jewish synagogue. The hospital is a pillar of medical history and evolution, and it is often led by a Chief Medic, such as former Chief Medic AgamingBeaver.

Oh do you work in the Samurai Hospital TDS? The dark sword.

by TDS - Management November 30, 2025

Bearded Samurai

Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.

I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.

by DJ Drano July 25, 2011

Snorkel Simulator

a. A penis

b. a term used emphasizing your desire to have a woman suck your dick.

Dude, check that woman out in the pool. She needs to be on the snorkel simulator.

by Billwhack July 13, 2012

Velvet samurai

Someone highly skilled in the art of penetrating the 'velvet underground' with the 'pork sword'.

Dude #1: That guy looks like a real velvet samurai.
Dude #2: Indeed, my gaydar is off the scale right now.

by Piotr Dahl September 4, 2012

Squatting Samurai

Someone who is able to take a duke in a busy public restroom without being noticed

Man in bathroom to friend: Wow! I didn't even know there was a squatting samurai in the stall next to me until I heard him open the door!

by dixter's September 30, 2013