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A young little boy who is 3 feet tall and likes men but is too afraid to tell people. One day Ryan was playing in his closet when he found a gigantic bra at the back of his closet. He tried it on. He kept it as a secret from his family. Every night at 1 am, Ryan puts the bra on laughs in a really high pitched voice for one minute straight and goes to bed. Ryan is a very ugly try hard. When Ryan gets mad, he texts little girls saying "I'm done".
Your acting like a Ryan!! >:o
by bobette wilfry September 6, 2011
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Usually a pathetic excuse for a man; one who tricks, manipulates others and is cruel to the 968r468757th power.
hey what is that kid's name? he looks like a tool

ooo his name is ryan
by m6789 October 29, 2010
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Ryan is a crazy kid. He can be funny at times but inappropriate at other times. You are lucky to have a Ryan in your life. If you do your so lucky!
“Wow that is a funny dude, what’s his name?”
I think it’s ryan!”
by ❤️dogsforlife❤️ March 27, 2019
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A Ryan is an adjective normally associated with those who are scummy main stealing pieces of shit.
Oh terry you really pulling being a Ryan right now.
by Lightdragonman April 25, 2017
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a dumm stupid guy that makes all the wrong chooses
omg thats ryan hes so weird
by that weird zack like guy January 31, 2018
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Ryan is a man who cannot stand anyone without throwing a fit. He has ugly hair and looks like a lesbian.
Look at Ryan that little dyke ass bitch
by Devilpup2 September 1, 2018
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Ryan is honestly the funniest person I've ever met. He is a true memester that can hit the yeet as on fleek as he can. He usually prays before he eats, showers, and goes to the bathroom to the overlord shrek. He is a true gamer that carries our team far in furry war. One girl wants to be his property and make sandwiches for him. He's ugly tho tbh.
(Miciah) Who do you have a crush on?
(???) I will one day be property to the true memester gamer Ryan and I will make sandwiches for him since women rights aren't a thing

(Miciah) okay then
by Pseudomynus Tang November 26, 2018
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