Ryan

A young little boy who is 3 feet tall and likes men but is too afraid to tell people. One day Ryan was playing in his closet when he found a gigantic bra at the back of his closet. He tried it on. He kept it as a secret from his family. Every night at 1 am, Ryan puts the bra on laughs in a really high pitched voice for one minute straight and goes to bed. Ryan is a very ugly try hard. When Ryan gets mad, he texts little girls saying "I'm done".

Your acting like a Ryan!! >:o

by bobette wilfry September 6, 2011

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Usually a pathetic excuse for a man; one who tricks, manipulates others and is cruel to the 968r468757th power.

hey what is that kid's name? he looks like a tool

ooo his name is ryan

by m6789 October 29, 2010

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A kid who spends all of his time playing ROBLOX and eating cheeseburgers in front of McDonalds. He sits on his 'gaming chair' with fucking crumbs on his shirt thinking he's the toughest shit

Pfft that kid is just like Ryan
Heh I know right?

by Pablina November 18, 2016

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To be a Ryan is to be a true Denis.

Person 1: “I saw my mate Ryan the other day”
Person 2: “Oh? You mean Denis?”
Person 1: “Yeah! Proper Denis that one”

by Estuko November 23, 2018

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Ryan is honestly the funniest person I've ever met. He is a true memester that can hit the yeet as on fleek as he can. He usually prays before he eats, showers, and goes to the bathroom to the overlord shrek. He is a true gamer that carries our team far in furry war. One girl wants to be his property and make sandwiches for him. He's ugly tho tbh.

(Miciah) Who do you have a crush on?
(???) I will one day be property to the true memester gamer Ryan and I will make sandwiches for him since women rights aren't a thing

(Miciah) okay then…

by Pseudomynus Tang November 26, 2018

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