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Mr. Ross

The best band director in all of the land, leading his loyal band to victory in their competitions. A very sensibly fashionable man, particularly associated with the phrase "U won't", he makes a living off of making children cry, especially when the clarinet section only has one player in it (please end my suffering.)
Guy 1: "Did you see the band director at our school?"
Guy 2: "Yeah I did! He is such a Mr. Ross!"
Guy1: "Dude, I love Mr. Ross!!"

i got the honey you got the honey but i got the sugar you might got those but i got creamy peanut butter croissant nutela beans mitsubishi materials yall got all those but you forgot about the macaroni and cheese what the fuck mmm creamy italian cheddar cheese brbrbrbrbr heinz tomato ketchup i got the nilla wafers mom cooked the beenie weenies
by heyitzcam December 14, 2021
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Ross

A little troll-like creature who has the mental capacity of an oblong.
by APQU May 19, 2021
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Ross

You know what a wall is? You know what a Walrus is? THEN WHAT IS A ROSS?! We do not know what a ross is, it may be a horse, a cure or perfection. Ross is everything, ross is life. You use ross when you don't know how to describe something.
"You look like a... Ross!"

"Only a sword forged from a Ross can kill me!"
by rullis2 May 10, 2023
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eight minutes of ross

A drinking game centered around the contemporary classic sitcom Friends.

Participants are recommend to use a lower-percentage drink (i.e. lager or cider), and while watching an episode of Friends, each participant must continuously swig their drink (chug) while Ross is on screen. The game lasts for the first eight minutes of the episode, hence "Eight Minutes of Ross."

Participants must drink regardless of how much of Ross is on screen. Even if just his elbow or the top of his head is on screen, participants must drink.
A: Do you know any drinking games?

B: Erm, do you know Eight Minutes of Ross?

A: I love Eight Minutes of Ross, I couldn't stand up the last time I played that!
by Szam May 18, 2011
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Wilbert Ross

Wilbert Ross (Hashtag Wilbert), is a Filipino singer, songwriter, dancer, actor and host. He is one of members of the dance group Hashtags on the noontime variety show It's Showtime.
by Sbxxxxxssor September 7, 2021
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Betsy Ross

This would be an F or flag on a report card!
My child got five Betsy Ross's on her report card
by The Ink Man April 19, 2024
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Ross

Female orgasm inventor, G-spot explorer.

The sickest cunt with the thickest junk.

Cock like a horse but fucks like a rabbit.

Ross is a Brolic muscular man with a toned six pack and a contact list full of women. Many women have tried to rape this man man but unlucky for them he beats women with no remorse.
Guy 1: My girlfriend cheated on me with Ross but I can’t blame her though
Guy 2: Yeah same thing happened to me but I’d fuck him too
by SloppySecondsThe3rd January 20, 2024
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