Put men in rice

Putting men in rice to fix them. Just as you would a phone you've dropped in the toilet water.

'The rabbit hole I just went down, after learning why morgues prefer to hire women. SMH. Put men in rice' - roxane gay @rgay

by Djpjcat March 20, 2023

Put the pasta on the stove

A replacement for what or expressing confusion or If you want to say FUCK! but wanna be a bitch

“Christian, have you done the hw yet?”,Landon’s asserts. Christian responds”nah, idk how to Put the pasta on the stove”

by LONGDONG KONG January 07, 2020

put the great in britain

When someone says something that britain did that made it a strong country

Person 1: "You shouldn't have stole that."

Person 2: "put the great in britain."

by Willisnotmyrealname August 02, 2020

put the lid on the goat

To finish doing something that you have put off for a long time, and you really don’t want to finish it at all.

It’s almost time to pay my taxes, guess I better put the lid on the goat.
I have to go to theater practice tonight, I’ll have to put the lid on the goat.
Let’s put the lid on the goat and get out of here.

by King Smethnic III July 25, 2019

Put me in a Prius

When one takes the cheapest Uber option to get to a destination, regardless of conditions of the ride.

"Steve I've shat myself, put me in a prius i need to get home"

by baileykirkham October 31, 2018

Putting on the Rooster Suit

The act of throwing out your chest; False bravado; Someone acting like a bad-ass when everyone knows they are not. A meek or cowardly person trying to act tough.

"Mother f***** tried putting on the rooster suit with me! So I bitch slapped that punk."

by romanjonesz August 28, 2015

To Put On Minimum Wage

The act of demoting one's social status, esteem, or general ability to do anything. To remove rank, rights, or stature.
To make inferior.

The right reserved only for those of BOSS status.

To Put On Minimum Wage (Inanimate object):

Insignificant Random Loser who makes very little money: "So you went on a run today?"

The Kyle: "Yup, like a boss, you already know."

Insignificant Random Loser who makes very little money: "Cool, how was it?"

The Kyle: "Just put that street on minimum wage, for real though"

To Put On Minimum Wage (Person):

B.O.S.S.: "F*** you fool, I'll put yo @$$ on minimum wage!"

by Smasher316 November 10, 2011