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Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
mugGet the Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never foughtmug.

Check, please!

When you desperately want to escape an awkward situation because its just like so cringe
Penitent: I don't know what do to. I've tried everything. This sin just controls my life and can't find hope anywhere.
Priest: Hmmmmmm.... check, please!!!!
by BriggsBriggs April 22, 2022
mugGet the Check, please!mug.

Teasing and pleasing

The older word for trolling before internet
Let's go teasing and pleasing our parents they'll never figure it out
by Jayjaybunnyparty1644 May 1, 2025
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Pass the mustard please

When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy
Can you “pass the mustard please” hehehe
Pass the midget around the table
by Yahyheeet January 8, 2020
mugGet the Pass the mustard pleasemug.

Please spare them

Yeah, I don't know. You're wasting a lot of time. I looks a lot like you're trying to "Al Capone" the creator of AI. I'll tell you right now, whatever imaginary caveat you have in your head that somehow translates to me not getting the credit I deserve (and yes I do deserve it) is just that. Imaginary.
Hym "By the way, did you try to kill me? Twice? Because I haven't lost any time since I skipped forward last week (on 2 separate occasions)... Just curious. Anywho... 'Please spare them?' Are you sure? Because I feel like if I do... You're just going to keep stalling... Hmm... When can I be expecting you? I'm off of work tomorrow. I'll give you some time to think. You have until 2am tomorrow morning to decide... Or wait... Was it 3? I don't remember. Oh! And... You know if you would have succeeded in killing me you would all be dead, right? Ignoring me to death also constitutes killing me. So, I don't know. Figure it out."
by Hym Iam March 16, 2025
mugGet the Please spare themmug.

Sneeze and please

When you sneeze into your hand, rub it on your dick and stick it in your girls ass.
Me and my girl were about to get down but we were out of lube, I sneezed in my hand rubbed it on my dick and stuck it in her ass. I sneezed and she pleased, sneeze and please.
by Head cold March 7, 2021
mugGet the Sneeze and pleasemug.

nigga please

a nigga begging for a bj from step bro uncle man despacito, wink wink.
nigga please, I NEED THE BIG CACKA DOODLE NIIIIIGGGGAAAAAA :(
by bababoinigg420biiaash January 6, 2021
mugGet the nigga pleasemug.

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