When you are having sex, you kick the girl in the shins so she hops on one leg and you come in her eye so she can only see out of one. Then she looks like a pirate!
She looks like she just had pirate sex!
by Fission1 February 16, 2008
noun - a party/club/bar that turned out to be filled with heterosexual men all out looking for booty from heterosexual women...
...only all the decent looking women never showed up and the whole place was filled with beastly chicks and single dudes standing around scratching their jocks and drinking domestic beer
...only all the decent looking women never showed up and the whole place was filled with beastly chicks and single dudes standing around scratching their jocks and drinking domestic beer
I heard that a lot of hot girls were at that place last weekend...but this weekend it was a friggin pirate ship.
by MandyandNina August 21, 2006
Ay! The foreskin pirate is after me foreskin again!
Shit Bill! Run or he will mop your poop deck too!
Shit Bill! Run or he will mop your poop deck too!
by John Shermanpenis February 11, 2009
As early pirates were motivated by pieces of eight, these modern day pirates are dominated by dreams of pieces-o-ass. The ass pirate is so obsessed that what is common sense to the intelligent person escapes them entirely.
by Drew Bryden April 30, 2003
by Ivan January 27, 2004
1.Because it has only one eye and covets others booty
2. It likes to smuggle its goods into wet caves
3. It doesn't always shoot straight, especially after rum
4. It likes a jolly roger
basically a hard on that goes into odd places
2. It likes to smuggle its goods into wet caves
3. It doesn't always shoot straight, especially after rum
4. It likes a jolly roger
basically a hard on that goes into odd places
by Eric Tanager December 07, 2006
Hands down the GREATEST AHL team ever to grace the earth. In their inagural season, '93-'94, they won the Calder Cup. But since then they have yet to do it again. They were affiliated with the Washington Capitals until the '05-'06 season. They are now affiliated with the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim.
Past Portland greats: Kevin Kaminski, Byron Dafoe, Sergei Gonchar, Olaf Kolzig, Ken Klee, Andrew Brunette, Martin Brochu, Steve Poapst, Mark Major, Mel Angelstad...many more
Current Portland greats: Jordan Smith, Dustin Penner, Shane O'Brien, Curtis Glencross, Trevor Gillies, Ryan Shannon, Pierre Parenteau, Dieter Kochan, Tim Brent, Ladislav Smid, Geoff Peters, (Corey Perry), (Ryan Getzlaf), (SCOOTER SMITH)...many more
Past Portland greats: Kevin Kaminski, Byron Dafoe, Sergei Gonchar, Olaf Kolzig, Ken Klee, Andrew Brunette, Martin Brochu, Steve Poapst, Mark Major, Mel Angelstad...many more
Current Portland greats: Jordan Smith, Dustin Penner, Shane O'Brien, Curtis Glencross, Trevor Gillies, Ryan Shannon, Pierre Parenteau, Dieter Kochan, Tim Brent, Ladislav Smid, Geoff Peters, (Corey Perry), (Ryan Getzlaf), (SCOOTER SMITH)...many more
The PORTLAND PIRATES eat so much fetus...it's INSANE!
The Portland Pirates destroy the shrimping Manchester Monarchs.
The Portland Pirates destroy the shrimping Manchester Monarchs.
by ThillyBlakey January 09, 2006