plop pillow

Toilet paper dropped in the bowl before taking a shit so the water doesn't splash up on you.

No way was I going to get any water from that dirty toilet on me, I'm making a plop pillow!

plop pillow by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

lap pillow 

When a female allows a male to lie down on her lap.
Commonly occurs in anime, and Japanese regions.

"My girlfriend let me use her as a lap pillow when I was crying"

lap pillow by Enophyis January 24, 2018

Crack Pillow

An old pillow that is used way past it's expiration date without a pillow case and it turns yellow.

Look in the background of that American/Swedish streamers stream. He still has the pillow he used as a kid - it looks like a crack pillow.

Crack Pillow by Gallatyn March 5, 2022

pillig

The combination of being cheap and embarrassing

Wow, Jimmi, you're being so pillig right now. Could you please stop?

pillig by Bofadese February 27, 2020

pillow key 

a misconception held by many of high socioeconomic status, primarily white suburban residents regarding the first two lines of the song, "Forgot About Dre."

*16 year old high school student driving parent's mercedes benz singing along*
Y'all know me, still the same ol' G. With a pillow key. Hated on by most these niggas with no cheese.

pillow key by theblackthunder August 12, 2012

disco pillow 

Putting glitter on dick and titty fucking a girl while doing copious amounts of cocaine and listening to Abba.

Hey bro, I totally got a disco pillow from your mom last night. She's incredibly limber.

disco pillow by TX Pete June 9, 2016

take your pills

An expression of speech used in retort to someone who is behaving like a lunatic. Implies that the individual depends on medicine to function, and that his/her erratic behavior can be attributed to missing a dose of said medicine.

Person 1: 'Good morning'

Person 2: 'WHATS SO FUCKING GOOD ABOUT IT ASSHOLE?!!!'

Person 1: 'Take your pills man, holy shit'

take your pills by k_man_96 January 13, 2019