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Phone bitch

The person that you call while settling in for a significant drive who is always ready to chat on the phone with you until you get to your intended destination.
I had a commute from hell yesterday, it sucked balls, thank goodness I had Sally for a phone bitch to pass the time.
by Redneonstarball June 10, 2022
mugGet the Phone bitchmug.

Phone Worthy

A hookup that is good looking enough to be the background of your phone without catching shit from your friends.

It is added to the scale of describing ones potential or past hookup, slampiece, or person of interest's level of sexy. The scale is now as follows:
Ugly < if i was drunk < doable < decent < phone worthy < dime
1:
John: Is that the girl from last night on your phone?
Rob: You know it.
John: Good call, shes def PHONE WORTHY

2:
John: Look at the blonde at the end of the bar, shes a total dime.
Rob: Eh, not quite a dime, but still PHONE WORTHY
by Eta Bro December 9, 2010
mugGet the Phone Worthymug.

spiderman phone

A smart phone that has been dropped, the screen shattered, resembling a spider web, but still works.
Owner, user will continue to use it, dreading the cost of replacing it.
Dude finally upgrades to a smart phone, and what does he do on the first day? He drops it
and converts it to a spiderman phone.
by GATORBOY9A April 29, 2013
mugGet the spiderman phonemug.

generic phone

Words to describe an old version of a phone.
the old nokia or motorola generic phones etc.
by dinoagephones July 19, 2010
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phone-bot

The robotic voice that answers the phone and delivers a very obtuse voice menu in which none of the options deal with the problem you are calling in regards to.
Sally calls the big corporation bank to ask about an issue with her account and a mechanical voice {the phone-bot}answers the phone saying "please listen carefully as our menu options have changed"
by Jypcie February 6, 2009
mugGet the phone-botmug.

creep phone

A phone that an unfaithful man would use just for other girls that he's seeing on the side
The mans second phone that he should keep hidden from his girlfriend/wife/w.e
Bill: "Damn son my baby found my creep phone"
Nate: "Oh shit, you got caught?"
Bill: "Nah, I said it was yours"
by Brick $quuud November 5, 2010
mugGet the creep phonemug.

Phone gap

The larger than normal space left between cars in traffic by drivers using their smart phones.
The line at the drive thru was wrapped around the building because of all the phone gaps.
by Aeroscout February 11, 2023
mugGet the Phone gapmug.

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