Phat Bird

One of the most incredible hoomans persons. Anyone that has the privilege of being aware of his existence should be grateful and considered lucky. GREAT with the mooziks and extremely sweet and kind. THE SHAJAZZIEST PERSON TO BREATHE IN THE HISTORY OF THINGS THAT BREATHE.

Person 1: Phat Bird
Person 2: yes

by flamingdouchebag July 18, 2018

Phat

To be very cool or have a very "yolo" look on life.

Uncle Samsonite drops Phat beats in the park.

by SwAgSG July 26, 2018

Phat a kiss

When someone knows there fat and they actually like it

Here comes phat a kiss

by Tonybandanna101 August 23, 2018

Phat

when your a chubby scientist

Man: Dude that guy is phat
Other guy: don’t you mean he’s fat
Man: no he’s phat because he’s a scientist

by Thiccboivids January 27, 2019

phat mama

A particularly thick female; you’ve been in relationship with that is always right and always forgives you. The female that MADE you be vulnerable. A man’s weakness.

Aww man, I have to call Phat mama. She will think the worst if I don’t.

by Queen.spirit August 29, 2022

phat hazz

When you commit war crimes against several small villages in quick succession to achieve domination over fellow Homo sapiens

Human 1: “Hey how did you go with the phat hazz on the weekend”

Human 2: “Yeah it was great, looking forward to next weeks event”

by The dog’s bollocks December 8, 2021

Phat Tech

A term mostly used in the game called Dead By Daylight. It's when a survivor throws the game away by sabotaging each individual survivor to their deaths. Therefore losing the match when it should've been a W.

This Muthafucka just Phat Teched us!

by Pawgsthony December 9, 2021