Phat Colin is the ultimate being of the universe. His speciality is creating vast amounts of amazing food. Hiding amount the humans in his human form he always takes four people to become his right hand, left hand, right leg, and left leg man. He has been through out many points in history like becoming a pharoh, a Mongolian warlord, and one of the biggest mafia bosses in history. Phat Colin now resides as a stoner high school kid with no respect for the system.
by King Chrome December 13, 2019

by dr.house February 11, 2010

by Phatnap October 18, 2017

by BiggdaddyL April 29, 2019

by A Real Stoner June 18, 2022

Holy dumb Fuck, that nig just pulled a phat whip on that pimpin honda 50. Oh and then he fell and broke the bike, dumbass.
by brandoman1 April 23, 2013
