penguin sisters

Three female friends who sleep with three male friends. Each of the females only sleep with one of the male friends.

Big Momma, Tits Meghee, and Chocolate Thunder were penguin sisters.

by Penguin Sista January 13, 2013

Penguin Killer

A man who doesn't let their girlfriend kiss them and appease hormones with them.
Even if he's got a reason or excuse, he's still a no-good penguin killer!

Attentive and Loving Girlfriend: Dear, I feel like we've been together long enough and I really do love you. Can I give you a blow job please?
Penguin Killer: Darling, let's take our time. I don't wanna rush things. Besides, I have a cold right now.
GF: Alright, alright. You're right, I'm sorry. Can I at least kiss you?
PK: Like I said, I've a cold. Sorry.
GF: ... Bollocks.

by Mary Quite Contrary February 23, 2011

penguin popper

male man who likes to be banged by a black and white man at the same time.

"girrrrrrrrrrrlll, don't talk to him, he's one of those penguin poppers!"

by charaxa September 20, 2011

Epileptic Penguin

A penguin with epilepsy.
Simple as that.
Or, you could use it as a metaphor;

"Cor Ash, I'm shivvering like an epileptic penguin!"
" LOL!"

by Izzy Mendoza December 9, 2008

Penguin kiss

To penguin is a type of kiss which in the process one of the persons vomits into the others mouth.
It's like a peak only more passionate.

omg Jacqueline and Brad just penguin kissed

by sly25 September 21, 2011

Club Penguin is kil

no

-"club penguin is kil"
-"no"

by yellowlancerevov March 5, 2020

walking like a penguin

The walk, or waddle, one does as a huge shit is approaching which has come on without a solid release plan causing them to clinch they butt cheeks and seek the closest toilet for evacuation.

Luke sure had a rough day at school today. Poor kid was locked out of the bathroom in the gym, so everyone was cracking up as he was walking like a penguin back to class to use the crapper there. I think I heard a shart fart as he crossed the playground.

by the comand'r October 10, 2016