When your boo's taking a shower, exits from the door to the bathroom with they robe still on and you're in the door with your erect dick out and proclaim "YOOOOU SHALLL NOT PASSSS" and ya pork 'em good.
"I can't believe he pulled a purple wizard on me last night, Joan -- I've haven't felt that sexually vivacious in decades!"
by Princess of Armenia March 30, 2015
Get the Purple Wizardmug. A cunt that is purple because the person has so much fat that blood can't get to the cunt. It also can be used to refer to a really douchey person.
by Brynjella November 7, 2007
Get the purple cuntmug. A band that appeared in one episode of "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" They only played one song called, "Purple Filth" The lyrics are:
"(Whispered):purple..........................................(Screamed):FILTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"(Whispered):purple..........................................(Screamed):FILTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Billy wanted to join the band, Purple Filth, but they wouldn't let him. It was an awesome episode of the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
by Purple Filth March 20, 2010
Get the Purple Filthmug. by bootygoonie March 29, 2016
Get the feeling purplemug. by PepForReal April 2, 2010
Get the Purple Nurplemug. Twist, turn, pinch, pull, and every other action that can be done to a nipple in a minimal time, or all at once.
One of many things that a girl wishes upon her boyfriend when he is a jackass. That he will not find pleasure, but pain in them. Just for someone to twist them so hard that they moan, groan, cry, and almost die from the excrutiating feeling.
Or something that guys do to other guys that are walking around with their shirts off when it isnt even hot outside (but probably freezing).
One of many things that a girl wishes upon her boyfriend when he is a jackass. That he will not find pleasure, but pain in them. Just for someone to twist them so hard that they moan, groan, cry, and almost die from the excrutiating feeling.
Or something that guys do to other guys that are walking around with their shirts off when it isnt even hot outside (but probably freezing).
by Juliet.xo January 15, 2009
Get the [purple nurple]mug. by HooverCrip5-2 March 10, 2008
Get the purple lovemug.