After a long day of cleaning the house for Betty Sue, Cleatus decided to repay her in bed that night by performing the dirty french horn.
by Cleatus and Betty Sue March 28, 2017
You're probably going to end up as some virgin living in your mom's basement and wonking your horn to big tiddy anime girls
by god maybe March 15, 2019
After your partner squeals the safe word, due to receiving the Tijuana Top Off. The female (or shemale, if you're into that), lays on her back after taking a spoonful of Marie's Chunky Blue Cheese (all rights reserved) in her mouth as you proceeding to titty fuck her (it) as she tongue plows your stink trench, wailing in delight and smiling with sweet satisfaction.
Lisa was angry with Sean, so she broke his arms and legs and finished him off with the Tijuana Top Off. As he squealed the safe word she grabbed the open jar of blue cheese, indulged a spoonful and began the Buffalo Trench-Horn. Smothering his sink trench in warm, white, Marie's.
by Micjesus2 November 21, 2018
The horn that is often used in the background of old school rap songs of the era commonly known as the "Dre Era".
Monica: Have you heard Deeez Nutz by Dre?
Sean: Yeah, and how about Real Mutafuckin G's by Eazy E?
Monica: Nice beat. I'm really feeling the west coast horns.
Sean: Yeah, and how about Real Mutafuckin G's by Eazy E?
Monica: Nice beat. I'm really feeling the west coast horns.
by Petros Insanity August 23, 2014
An act of which bestows high honor among an individual. One person places their fecal matter into a small box and then hides said box in the luggage of the person top be honored. The person honored unknowingly takes the box with them on an international flight where the person who originally placed the fecal matter box will jump out and scream "smuggler". The pilot of the flight then comes out and performs anal on the person smuggling the turd and then the person must eat the turf in front of the audience and be honored.
by IBSGRB4588 March 09, 2019
The sexual act where a female performs oral sex on a male. Upon male ejaculation the female pushes the semen out of her nostrils in a solid stream.
It was obvious that Greg has recieved an Alaskan Bugle Horn as Janet had semen streaming from her nostrils.
by The Purple Flute April 22, 2017
by Tempus a Patres May 09, 2018