pygmy hog

SLANG:
Remarkably unattractive creature (typically used in a derogatory manner to describe a woman).

WIKIPEDIA:

Pygmy hog (Porcula salvania) is an endangered species of small wild pig, previously spread across India, Nepal, and Bhutan but now only found in Assam. The current world population is about 150 individuals or fewer. Recent conservation measures have improved the prospects of survival in the wild of this critically endangered species.

My friends promised they would set me up with a hotty, but she turned out to be a total pygmy hog.

by bcmoney January 18, 2011

Brown Hog

When you stick in the Pooper and you pull it out and your peter is covered in shit.

Wyatt preformed the Brown Hog on Ragan.

by Rammit_inur_asholl January 18, 2023

hog noggin

A word I just made up

"You're a hog noggin"

by btslol September 08, 2022

Hog Noggin'

The lowering of standards around the holidays (especially New Years) to increase your chances of getting a piece of ass.

It has been so long since I have been laid and the year is almost over so I'm going Hog Noggin'.

by Roganoid December 25, 2020

Cookie Hog

When a pig gets so constipated that its intestines burst and it dies.

"Your pig died from a clogged up poop-chute? That's a cookie hog!"

by George_W_Kush_ September 15, 2023

hog collar

When u place a fat chick in a state of dibs between boys

Me and my buddy were cruising the strip but couldn't find a proper female but seen a cute chubby girl and I told him I'm putting a hog collar on that one. Which placed her in a state of dibs

by L-dogg41510_420 June 05, 2017

Pew Hog

A greased up altar boy who is let loose in the empty pews in between Catholic masses, and is then chased by a sporty priest, not unlike a fox hunt. In some instances the Pew Hog may be fitted with incense smoke signals, or a tall crucifix similar to a flag fitted to a dune buggy for easier tracking. The Pew Hog may utilize any portion of the empty chapel and altar to evade the yearning hands of the priest, but the baptismal bath is off limits. A Pew Hog can be used anytime they are available, but are typically reserved for important Catholic holidays (i.e. Christmas or Easter) to get the priest jazzed up. Utilizing a Pew Hog around the holidays also decreases the chances of the Hog's parents giving a shit.

Father O'Kelley, your new Pew Hog is greased and ready to squeal.

by DickSlab123 October 23, 2018