Short Bus

Retard, compromised intelligence

You have the intelligence of a short bus.

by FEDCBA May 30, 2008

bus driver

someone who takes someone else to school, literally or figuratively

DAMN ni'a I took you 40-6 in 1-on-1...looks like I was the bus driver there cuz you got taken to skizzewl!

by Nick D February 13, 2003

Bu Jew

One who practices follows both Jewish and Buddhist belief systems. (See also Jew Bu or Bu-Ju)

This guy at my school says hes Bu Jew.

by Loki January 6, 2005

bus surfed

Past tense verb for Bus Surfing. The act of standing in the isle way of a bus while it's moving and use your balance to keep from knocking into things like other passengers. Basically what you've been wanting to do ever since your mom made you ride the bus in elementary school.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

Bus-Hole

a Jerk who takes the bus hogs the space and wouldn't let others to sit down or pass them.

I had to stand on the bus, becasue this Bus-Hole won't let me get pass him/her to find a seat in the back.

I could not sit on the bus becasue this Bus-Hole had his bags on the seat.

by Hanitizer December 17, 2010

D Bus

The coolest bus route on the block, thought to be magical

OMG! D BUS!!!! WAIT!!!!!!!

by FrotheyShizzle May 31, 2009

BAT Bus

A "Breath Alcohol Test" bus they have here in Austin, Tx. They take you there if you have been pulled over for suspicion of DWI to blow in the machine.

"Man dude Johnny was swervin so they pulled him over and took his ass to the BAT bus. Hes fucked now".

by coomofo78681 March 16, 2009