counter hog

Counter hog is someone who takes up space at counter for a long time,not allowing other people or friends to use it when there is plenty of room. The overuse of a shared counter.

When you're at a coffee house and need to put sugar,milk, etc in your coffee or tea there is a big counter where you go to to get it. If it takes a person more than 45 seconds to complete their coffee order, they are a counter hog.

When you're on vacation with friends, or away somewhere getting ready. usually woman, but sometimes men can be counter hogs too. There are usually a lot of people that need to get ready to go somewhere, bachelorette party, weding,etc. The person that takes a long time and doesn't share the "get ready" space.

Jim said "OMG, I was at Starbucks today and just wanted to put a little milk in my coffee and had to wait for over 2 minutes for the counter hog to leave."

Kate said "I was doing my make up in the big bathroom, but Stacey kept using her blowdryer to do her hair so I couldn't finish getting ready in there."

Kelly said "God, Stacey is such a counter hog! "

by Tanya Coffee May 23, 2013

chill hog

Person who takes all the chill.

Joey was so stoned he forgot to pass the bowl. I was like "Joey...don't be a chill hog..."

by lightningswitchblade January 5, 2018

monster hog

Giant penis; generally people named "Dominic" have them

We had sex, he had a monster hog

by Dat One Dope Boi October 23, 2017

Hog snobber

A classy insult

“Stop being such a hog snobber

by Classybitchface September 10, 2022

hog wog

HOGWOG is a Harry Potter-exque phrase which describes the impossible matchup between the Harlem Globtrooers (HG) and the Washington Generals (WG). HOG+WOG

I wanted to see who might be awarded "Best Actress", but Meryl Streep was the HOG WOG of the evening, thanks to her "Lifetime Achievement" award. I then switched to QVC

by Baxterrocky1 January 8, 2017

hogs paw

Throwin in a Huge chew into you lower lip. It is called the hogs paw because you have to pinch this chew with three fingers

Bro, your boy weeevver couldn't throw in a hogs paw if his life depended on it.

by Greg iv July 8, 2007

hog innards

The smell of dirty feet which could be easily confused with the smell of decomposing hog organs. The innards are typically disposed of, as they are undesirable.

Jesus Christ! Get those smelly feet away from me! They smell like hog innards!

by Roloweezy March 31, 2014