comfy bone

When a man is feeling so relaxed he gets an erection.

Woman: "Are you horny? You have quite the boner."
Man: "No, just a comfy bone."

by comfynips November 26, 2012

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Shaved to the bone

Craig-Did you blast that wee burd last night?

Archie-Course I did ya fucking mad man
Craig-Any good?
Archie-She was shaved to the bone and took it up the dump valve.
Craig-Hahahaha, I'll take that as an aye then?
Archie-Aye pal, she was a braw shag

by Tammytamsin June 22, 2014

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clapping bones

When you pretend to have a 3 way with a chick but you’re really having a sword fight with one of your boys

Yeah I told people in discord me and one of my boys had a 3 way with a chick but we were really clapping bones and cumming on each other’s cock heads

by Kjb569 December 17, 2018

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Raging Bone

An extremely major erection.

Also, a punk band from Salem, MA.

Dude #1: "Man, I got a raging bone right now!"

Dude #2: "That's gnarly, bro."

by BarryFeinstein December 17, 2012

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Thems the bones

A bastardization of the phrase thems the breaks, a phrase meaning "it is what it is".

The phrase is likely inspired by the phrase "roll the bones", meaning to roll dice or generally to gamble, referring to "that's just how the dice land".

"Dang, I dropped my car keys down a sewer grate."
"Well, thems the bones."

by ThisisJacksonMissi March 28, 2022

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