Semen Bagel

Probably self-explanatory but it could be like those shit-gay pissass fricking crappy words that something completely different than what they look like...

What the fuck is a Semen Bagel?

by Tsudo-Nymphomaniac November 5, 2020

semen

yo why u looking this up your pervert-ass bitch

get off the urbdic if youre looking up semen

by fc2078 January 18, 2021

Semen frisbee

When you nut on a plate. Freeze it. And then throw it and a girl catches it her mouth

Person1:Dude my girl wanted me to give her a semen frisbee last night.

Person2: wow she must be a freak!

by TheRealCoochieMan. February 24, 2021

Pure Semen

When the song's production is so good that listening to it is as satisfying as busting a nut in your bitch.

"Bjork's 'Cocoon' is pure semen to my ears"

by j@mbo February 25, 2021

Semen splattering deal

A deal so good that it makes a mess in your trousers.

If he wants a normal sale source on..not quite the semen splattering deals we've got on the go elsewhere 😉

by Martoon32 March 20, 2021

John Semen

The act of of cumming inside her then immediately turning invisible

Awe shit I just got John Semend

by Cleatus fat cockus April 1, 2021

semen sunday

Every sunday in july is a semen sunday.

Yo bro, what are you doing on sunday ?
Bro it's july.
Oh yeah i forgot sorry.

"I love semen sundays"

by cockhaver July 6, 2022