jam eater

Someone from Workington in West Cumbria

"Oy Marra you f*ckin jam eater"

by Steve Torrens April 16, 2007

jam doughnut

1. A jam filled, sugar coated cooked edible item of dough.

2. When a girl is fellating a man, upon ejaculation, the penis is removed from the mouth and the semen covers her face. At this point she will probably close her eyes to avoid the sting, which is the sign to punch her square on the nose and take a photograph. For perfect JD'ing, wait a few seconds for the redness to appear.

The red blood represents the jam, and the semen is the doughnut and icing.

1. "That dude's so fat."
"Yeah, but he IS eating an entire bucket of jam doughnuts, he's my idol."
"He's basically a jam doughnut."

2. "Dude, I JD'd my girl the other night."
"Really?! That's awesome! What did she do?"
"Called the cops."

by Blenks May 28, 2006

anal jam

when you have poop stuck in your butt

I have an anal jam.

by Shadow Defines Stuff August 26, 2014

Camp Jam

The festival of a lifetime. Music, trips, friends, and fun.

What happens at Camp Jam, stays at Camp Jam

by I_EatBabies January 12, 2011

Jam Roll

Cockney rhyming slang for the dole

This country is on its arse. Just look at all these chavs on the jam roll. Get. A. Job!

by Kieran Palmer June 16, 2008

space jamming

The act of napping while specifically utilizing a 1996 Michael Jordan Space Jam blanket as a cover.

What is your plan for tonight?

After work, do a little space jamming, and then I'll be ready to get drunk.

by Ryan "Herp Dog" Foley April 17, 2009

The Jam Hammer

During the act of fallatio and/or post intercourse, when the male is about to ejaculate,said female and/or male, in an act of anger and/or hostility grips tightly upon the penal organ thus preventing the excretion of semen, resulting in "Jamming the Hammer" aka "The Jam Hammer"

So I'm like totaly givin Steve and/or Tom, and/or Dan, and/or Joe, and/or Bob, you know...one of my boyfriends, head last night and he can't even remember my f*#@in name, and proceeds to call me boomshika, saying "OHHH im gonna cum!!" so....I.....the creative b*#ch that I am....gave him The Jam Hammer!!

by Krista Jonny D November 11, 2007