pant beard

Female pubic hair escaping out of the side of her underwear due to failure to trim and landscape on a regular basis

Ooh bab, remind me to get me pant beard done before Benidorm

Fucking hell bab, you best sort out ya pant beard, ya look like you're harbouring bin laden

by Superbells May 15, 2017

Key beard

When you try to type key board but your fingers are retarded.

My key beard is broken
I accidentally typed key beard instead of key board and my friend makes fun of me now

by MelonSmasher29 February 24, 2023

Bearded Oyster

Another word for Vagina

e.g Lets think of a name for a vagina hmm I know Bearded Oyster

by Quinn Battlecloud August 25, 2017

Cat Beard

A lonely and grouchy woman with multiple cats and furry face.

Be careful, Cat Beard is on the warpath - someone must have taken her razor.

by Cat Beard April 2, 2016

Pubic Beard

A long curly beard that looks like a crotch rug worm on elderly man or a replacement of manliness when the mans genitalia is shorn like sheep are.

David letterman is so old he wears a pubic beard on his face to pretend he still has testosterone. Look at all the Cheetos caught in that mans pubic beard, he needs to shower after eating. He is insecure so wears a pubic beard because everything will be fine if he has one.

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine December 12, 2022

beard blind

the inability to see or recall if a man or woman has facial hair, including if it changes over time. not to be confused with beard blinders; the use of one's hands to part excessive facial or other hair. Ex "his beard was so copious she had to use beard blinders to kiss him

Beard blind in the witness made the garden gnome bank robbers hard to finger

by odiepeyote February 25, 2017

Beard Bulking

When you let your beard grow wild af before you go and get a rigorous trim, sculpt, and product beard massage.

Me: Wow Tyler, you’re beard is looking pretty unruly.

Tyler: I’m beard bulking to look fly for the ladies this summer.

by Jaydawn April 27, 2022