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man-milk-muncher

A person who munches man-milk, or in other words, swallows cum. It can be a male or female, but is usually used to define a gay man.
Did you see that guy?? He was totally a man-milk-muncher!
by SOMEBODYOTHERTHANMEMEME August 9, 2009
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bearded meat muncher

A box so hairy and littered with sores that it pertrudes from the front of the pants with a gargoil shape in an attempt to hunt down any available meat.
That womans bearded meat muncher reminds me of three gorilla fists burned in acid and wrapped in lycra.
by dosomefatchick November 22, 2007
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Monkey Muncher

Women who preform oral sex on one another.
Girl, is she gay?
Not for sure. You're a Monkey Muncher, you should know!
by NaeKay June 29, 2009
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hairy milf muncher

The art of performing acts of cunnlings on a hairy vagina
Amber gave an ivory suds shower to Roger when played hairy milf muncher with her
by BIG T 49 December 2, 2014
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Hattiesburg Ass Muncher

A cryptid local to the woods and sewer systems of Hattiesburg Mississippi. It's a very hairy beast with horns like a moth's that reaches reaching up to 7 feet in height. Stalking woods and sewer systems, it will munch on the behind of an unsuspecting victim. Once it has you, there is no escape
The Hattiesburg Ass Muncher got my grandmom in 03'.
by GerAldwah June 9, 2022
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Penis muncher 7000

It’s in the name retard

IT LIKES TO MUNCH ON YOUR COCK

it’s better then the penis muncher 6000

It’ll bite off your cock and put a new bigger one
Dude I just bought you a penis muncher 7000
by Pierceishot March 2, 2020
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double muffin muncher

A sex act where a guy eats a muffin or any food of his choice while simultaneously having sex in the shower, combining the greatest earthly pleasures of food, sex, and hot showers into one act.
"Yo, I heard after pilates, Brandon did a double muffin muncher with his girlfriend." "No way, I've been wanting to do that for ages, but due to my unrelenting sexual anxiety, I am devoid of the masculine confidence that is required to have a sexual relationship." "..."
by burntmilkshake December 9, 2020
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