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ol seacow motherfucker

When a male takes his dick, moans like a fucking manatee, and slowly bumps his bitch. Ladies think it’s weird as shit, but nobody gives a damn at this point.
“Dudes an Ol Seacow Motherfucker. I know from experience!”
by BlazingFury January 7, 2018
mugGet the ol seacow motherfuckermug.

Motherfucked

It is one of two extremely crucial categories that EVERYONE will eventually take up residency...

A. The Motherfucker

Or,

B. The Motherfucked

**simple reminder**
If you must think about it... my magic 8 ball just told me~
YOU ARE THE MOTHERFUCKED.

Now that I just saved you a day of pondering and possibly whimpering about, you may want to hit up The Motherfuckers section and grab you some BIG BOY PANTS for a change!
There are two types of people in this world: The Motherfuckers and The Motherfucked.
by OklahomaAmazon81 January 29, 2019
mugGet the Motherfuckedmug.

big bird motherfucker

Big Bird masturbates defiantly as the elderly woman inside the apartment calls the police.
by magicmurdercat January 9, 2024
mugGet the big bird motherfuckermug.

Dasvidaniya, motherfucker

When a Russian mob hitman pushes a pistol against the back of your head.
Mob hitman: Priviyet.
Target: Yes??
*the hitman now pulls out his pistol, flicking the safety off and pushes it against the target's head*
Mob hitman: Dasvidaniya, motherfucker.
by Aesthetix February 6, 2020
mugGet the Dasvidaniya, motherfuckermug.

motherfuckness

A situation where motherfuckers are being motherfuckers.

or the attitude of someone being a motherfucker.

Can also be referred to as motherfuckeness.
"I can't deal with your motherfuckness right now!"
"This motherfuckness is pissing me off!"

"Don't read the comment section, it is full of motherfuckness!"
"What kind of motherfuckness is this"
by dibsonthis August 5, 2021
mugGet the motherfucknessmug.

Get on the back half of that motherfucker

Embracing an unmissable opportunity such as how a Munted Gunty may feel the need to take a massive dildo all the way down to the base, i.e. the back half.
"Get on the back half of that motherfucker" said Dick Rangah when he realised that the petrol at the local servo was on special.

Or.....

Tom Cruise was so horny for some ass action that when John Travolta walked past he couldn't resist getting on the back half of that motherfucker.
by Therterkerjerbs December 27, 2023
mugGet the Get on the back half of that motherfuckermug.

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