Chocolate Milkshake

Using a turkey baster you squirt water in your mates butthole and have him do 100 jumping jacks and then stick a straw inside his butthole and drink.

I was thirsty for a chocolate milkshake so my boyfriend gave me one out of his butthole.

by Wolfmanjackkk July 24, 2023

chocolate milkshake

When you do both a pee and a poo in your pants, it’ll mix together and you will end up making a chocolate milkshake!

guy 1: ‘damn dude i have such a chocolate milkshake in my pants right now.’
guy 2: ‘same bro, it’s been hurting to shit lately so it’s a strawberry milkshake.’
guy 1: ‘damn.’

by skullyfaerie March 12, 2021

Chocolate milkshake

When you spread someone’s cheeks apart and you put a straw down their butthole and drink their shit

Me and my girl decided to spice things up by dong the chocolate milkshake

by Mitchflip July 29, 2019

Chocolate Milkshake

Cumming then taking a shit in someones mouth

I thought it would be sexy to give someone a chocolate milkshake

by Rotten_Cum September 05, 2021

The special chocolate milkshake

When u cum in a cup and take a shit in that same cup and mix it until it looks like a milkshake

I’m so bored rn… I should do the special chocolate milkshake cuz I got nothing better to do!

by TheDummyBummy March 17, 2024

thicker milkshake

A term for a woman with a little "more to love", used by Pete Holmes in his Somebody Loves Your Body monologue. A thicker milkshake is someone with a little bit extra on her, but not so much as to look overly fat or unattractive. Can be used in place of thicc or curvy, though each have slightly different meanings.

"My friend Sara has got a great body, she's what I call a thicker milkshake; I love a thicker milkshake! That's just more milkshake!"

by Nopidy September 24, 2017

Grumpy Milkshake

a hand job given by someone who is in a particularly bad mood.

My girlfriend was in such a bad mood last night but at least she still gave me a Grumpy Milkshake

by BNBears June 09, 2025