midnight oak 

Is when you get a boner in the night time.

Chris:"Yo man I got midnight oak and it won't go away!"
Tom:"Sucks to be you!"

midnight oak by XxTrapQueenxX January 4, 2016

Midnight Oak 

Is when you have a boner in the evening.

John:"Dude! I have Midnight oak and it won't go away!"
Tommy:"Sucks for you!"

Midnight Oak by XxTrapQueenxX January 5, 2016

midnight lover 

Whore at midnight who sucks your dick in the morning

Hee Mark do you remember that midnight lover of 2 years ago?

midnight lover by Teun5 September 10, 2016

midnight labia 

The dark, damp, old penny tasting lady part that seems to not have been washed for days.

"I went to go down on Sue, but man she has such a bad case on Midnight Labia....it was like a mouthful of hot wet old pennies!"

midnight labia by Hugaboom August 7, 2016

Midnight Popeye's 

You sell your roommate to sex traffickers or death cult. Use profits to buy fresh fruit.

You missed out on the Midnight Popeye's. Sorry Catherine. Kiwi FTW.

Midnight Popeye's by Rogue Caseworker June 28, 2016

Midnight name 

The name your dominant lover, sir, or mistress calls you by when you're being summoned for a spanking, usually late at night; your pet name.

Guy:hey babe, with a booty like that, you look like you're just beggin for a spanking! What's your name?
Girl: actually I am looking for a spanking, my names Sarah but you can call me Cherry, it's my midnight name.

Midnight name by Lonesentry July 27, 2016

Midnight Ass 

The act of intercourse
...
...
...at night

Lerka called his girlfriend late at night hoping for some midnight ass.

Midnight Ass by Tronalfazz October 1, 2016