flex mashing

A form of jitter clicking most used in sm64 speed runs for blj's

Person one: what's the best way the blj?
Person two: flex mashing ofc

by flex mashing bih March 18, 2021

Mash

Heavy kissing without using your tongue. Two people mashing their lips together.

Tony: "Did you see those Steve and Brenda at the party last night?"
Meg: "OMG they were really mashing."

by wollfe February 28, 2013

Mash

To beat somebody up badly.

“Imma mash this nigga if he don’t got my money”

by ICryMyselfToSleepXD April 5, 2024

Raunchy Mashed Potatoes

What to call sex between two old people (30+) as the man is past his peak (rotten potatoes) and the woman is expired (rotten milk).

"Ew, I caught my grandparents doing the raunchy mashed potatoes!"

by raunchyrooster93 August 14, 2024

flat mash

A disfigured vagina requiring corrective surgery from the result of riding ones bicycle for a extended period of time.

"I've ridden my bike for 20hrs this week, my vagina is a flat mash after that"

by Sukmydix February 1, 2017

Backwards Mashed Potatoes

The art of ejaculating inside of someone and proceeding to shit inside of them (preferably wetly). The colors are reversed.

Please uncle Mike… no more backwards mashed potatoes.

by NapoleonD December 28, 2023

African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.

Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!

by GoingGutless June 8, 2021