Marco is a guy that can be sweet and caring in a relationship but also be rude and has anger issues. He dates h0es but wonders why he gets cheated on. He is carribean and often plays online games (specifically an oculus). He doesnt know when a girl is completed obsessed and dulu over him, a girl that watches when he's online and not, that notes everything she tell him, wants to rant about everything to him even what she ate. He has the best taste in music and is kinda loud but only bc he thinks people don't listen to him when he talks normally And when he talks normally he has the sweetest voice ever. He plays acoustic guitar but it hurts his fingers, he doesn't know any actual songs though bc he's js now getting into it. He loves hello kitty and his pfp is a cat. He loves the weeknd but wouldn't spend all his money on a weeknd varsity jacket. He has attachment issues and gets attached to the wrong people ( he's not attached to me bc I'm the one for him). He's from the suburbs and sounds white. He dates to marry (he dates every other race but white). His mom listened to rmb and his dad listened to rock growing up. and if he sees this he's a blind ahole that made me obsessed with him and stutter and mess up my words all bc he says "HI JJ" IN THE MOST STUPIDEST FREAKING VOICE 🖕.
by Obsessedcnt November 24, 2023
Get the Marcomug. Marco-absolute legend. Usually not great at posh school sports but amazing at less popular sports such as basketball and a person who you really do not want to mess with.He’s very patriotic and hygienic. Always sarcastic and one of those people that say ‘dodgy’ like it’s their religion but is always very loyal to his friends and will be that shoulder for you to cry on. Gets pissed off when you betray him. A bit on the chubby side but his hair and smile would draw any girl in. Any person would be lucky to have a Marco around.
Dude 1: Hey I’m new here is there anyone I can talk to?
Dude 2: Go to Marco, he’s friendly to anyone and everyone.
Dude 2: Go to Marco, he’s friendly to anyone and everyone.
by ChocolateBlast123 February 27, 2019
Get the Marcomug. Isn’t fat but someone named Carlos is fat. A person named Marcos would be really cool, is hot, is extremely smart, and is a chick magnet.
by The obvious best November 6, 2019
Get the Marcosmug. A sex god who pulls woman like he pulls tampons from women every night, A total hunk, and the alpha Male, in other words a giga chad
by Markzuckdaddy May 8, 2022
Get the Marcosmug. Kind, hearted man. Will be there when you need him the most. Never leaves you behind and most of all never stop loving you. Greatest dad, that loves to game with his boys.
by Mystic Helen November 23, 2021
Get the Marcosmug. It's exactly like Marco Polo, except you play it in traffic.
*Fish out of swagger is anyone on the sidewalk*
*Fish out of swagger is anyone on the sidewalk*
by Kyle Renk February 3, 2018
Get the Marco Yolomug. He has major BDE. Marcos knows what he wants in life. Curious to a fault. Clever as a cat. Can lure anyone he pleases, the question is...can anyone handle his pleasures? He’s tall, charismatic, cunning & irrevocably handsome.
by popotts November 27, 2021
Get the Marcosmug.