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Maidenless Behaviour

1)Irrational behaviour exhibited by people who haven't been in a relationship in a long time or ever in their lives, with the sexual frustration making them see everything as sexual.

2)Hornyposting about female characters from Elden Ring on the Internet
1)-Mike:Did you hear about that TikToker who claimed that Anya from Spy x Family blushing is sexualization?

-George:Damn man, that's some Maidenless Behaviour right there!

2)-Josh:Yo Jake, whatchu watching there?

-Jake:That's my waifu, Ranni-chan! Look at her smooth, blue skin and her four slender arms...

-Josh:What the fuck bro, that's some real maidenless behaviour you having...
by DollarStoreJesus April 16, 2022
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Iron Maiden

A band that can't be fought and can't be sought
Iron Maiden can't be fought, Iron Maiden can't be sought.
by Peener guy October 31, 2019
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Portland, Maine

The original Portland. Oregon stole its name. An amazing city by the ocean, very welcoming. The biggest and most diverse city in the otherwise boring and conservative state of Maine. A small city in which most people know each other.
Person 1: You live in Portland? Oregon?
Person 2: Nah -- Portland, Maine.
Person 1: Oh, that's way cooler.
by cascochick June 29, 2018
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emo maidens

A derogetory term which cool people use to describe fans of heavy metal music or anyone who claims heavy metal music as their first and foremost choice of music.

Metal heads as they are called often spend alot of time and energy whining about rap,goth,emo and other crappy ass music not realizing that their music also sucks and is laughed at by us old-school motherfuckers as trendy,teeny-bopper music.These punk ass little bitches are also always talking about how great and how cool bands like Iron Maiden,Guns and Roses,and Motley Crue are as if those bands even rate.Iron Maiden is a fucking joke.GNR has no talent.And Motley Crue are better known as the Douche Crew or as Buttley Screw to those "in the know" a.k.a. cool people.


synonyms: poser , fag , emo-fag , goth , trendies wanna-be's ,etc.
Oh my goth,look at those emo maidens thinkin they're all billy-badass baggin on emo and goth and not even knowing that metal is just as gay and pointless and stupid.Fuckin teenyboppers!!!!! emo-maidens = teenybopper bullshit!!!!!

Go listen to Mercyful Fart and die you little emo-maidens!!

I'll fuckin kill all you little fags! (quite literally)

(my wallet is the one that says "bad motherfucker" on it)
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Iron Maiden

The worst band ever. A band that gets way too much credit. They do not deserve to mentioned ever. period.
guy: "oh my god i love iron maiden!"

girl: "led zeppelin is way better than iron maiden. iron maiden sucks balls, i'm never going out with you again."
by flufalupacus February 24, 2009
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iron maiden

iron maiden is the suckiest, gayest band of all time. music for the souls of twisted, long haired, satanic bitches. HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF FROM THIS MADNESS: Carry a crucifix around and if one of these goths tries to hurt you, show him/her/it the crucifix: "OW! THE LIGHT, IT BURNS!" I hate iron maiden.
"Somebody save me, its Iron Gayden, i mean iron maiden!"
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Maeve

The most annoying girl you will ever meet. She’s low key ugly but its fine. She thinks shes funny but no one else thinks so. If she were to get hit by a truck, i think everyone would be pretty happy... including herself. Something about her just brings pure anger to my body. She’s so awkward that it makes everyone around her want to die. She ruins everything and shouldnt have been born. this is me. i am maeve.
i think maeve should not have been born
maeve is depressed
by quirkygirl101 October 9, 2019
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