so'z your mum

relatively usefull comback to anything that is thrown at you. Usually used by people who are dumb and have trouble staying on the toilet.

Harry: Your a fucking wanker Terry!
Terry: So'z your mum
Harry: My mum is dead Terry
Terry: So'z your mum, aww look i fell off the toilet

by fuck_ma_arse_ah April 26, 2009

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Your mum in a wetsuit

Like the insult yo mamma but much more funnier. Leaving people gobsmacked

Person: what you been up to today

Friend: your mum in a wetsuit

Every dabs continuously

by Jrbob1 December 09, 2016

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ur mum gai

the most insulting insult ever known to man

person1: hey look where your going

person2: ur mum gai
person1: immediately dies

by SlickWiliam March 30, 2019

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ur mum quad

honestly, it means what you want it to mean

James: Ur mom gay
Ryan: Ur dad lesbian
James: Ur sister a mister
Ryan: Ur brother a mother
James: Ur granny tranny
Ryan: Ur grandpap a trap
James: Ur family tree LGBT
Ryan: Ur ancestors incestors
James: Ur mum quad

every thing is yours, jesus bows before you, you rule all of everything

by SSG 12 October 07, 2018

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Your mum's watching!

A phrase used to put pressure on the person who is about to focus or carry out an important action, in 90% of cases resulting in the person performing an epic fail.

The term is so useful as there is not a single person on the planet that will not get intimidated by a mother's look of disapproval and even a thought about your mother watching you fail makes you nervous as hell, so you will almost certainly cock up whatever important thing you are doing.

Jack: *tries to take a penalty shot*
Troll: Your mum's watching!
Jack: *feels nervous and pressurised, then realises that mum is not really watching* Fuck Yeah.

*still misses penalty*
Troll: LOOOL

by no_this_guy February 16, 2011

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