Swiss Logic

Mike Schweitser's small penis.

He has swiss logic in his pants.

by Bakka Woozie May 4, 2003

Logic

Being 100% white but you think your 100% black

Logic is white, not black.

by Arabic Jew monkey August 4, 2017

Swiss Logic

Mike is probably crying right now.

No really, he is

by NiMbUs May 4, 2003

logicize

when one tries to come to a conclusion on a subject matter that is far advanced compared to their own intelligence level.

dude 1: ...so, this thing was as fast as a flying duck!
dude 2: WTF? (thinks:how the hell should i logicize that one?)

by invader abc September 16, 2005

Logical Douche

A person that has to have everything logical

Dude you got like a million feet of air!
Logical douche: that's impossible you would die from those heights

by o T-Rev o October 22, 2011

logical explanation

ideally seeking to find the simplest and most likely explanation. In a logical reasoning.

their is no logical explanation to what you said

by nelsha moha March 9, 2016

depravative logic

an arcane paradigm of logic in which the user derives a generalization that one action will directly/automatically result in future dangerous/extreme behavior as if it were a widely accepted foregone conclusion.

Arguments based on use of depravative logic tend to be presented as though they are based on deductive reasoning (the conclusion is guaranteed).

example of the use of depravative logic:

If pharmacists are required to fill valid prescriptions for contraceptives, doctors will start ordering women to abort disabled children and/or refuse to treat them.

by ol cranky May 23, 2005