Keyboardmz

First 9 letters on my keyboard.

My keyboard says keyboardmz

by Joe February 22, 2004

keyboardfailure

-often types in a retarded fashion
-usaully emails and messages are illegdible
-often shows signs of dylexia
-when frustrated, mashes keyboard with fists

"max you're such a keyboardfailure did you mean to say that you had a SMALL penis, what's gotten in to you?"

by Raji Mohammed Ibrahim January 18, 2008

keyhon

Honkey in reverse, a white person

There were only keyhons at the concert last night.

by matcho April 23, 2008

Keyboarf

Any mistake that stems from typing, use it to make an excuse for your poor grammar, typing skills, or whatever you want

Person 1 : Man I hate the sot show
Person 2 : The sot show?
Person 1 : Sorry I keyboarfed, meant the air show

by FFKilla July 27, 2010

keydecking

Moderately aggressive behaviour directed at someone for not performing a proper search before creating a new thread on an online forum and/or for posting inane comments that show a lack of forethought

The comments in such threads cut down to the core of people, far beyond your average keydecking.

by coyote3000live October 21, 2011

Keyboardian

1. The language that is produced when a person randomly jumbles letters on the keyboard when there is no understandable thoughts going through ones head.

2. The language one writes when they are temporarily possessed by Satan himself at the computer.

3. The angry thrashing of keys while suffering form writers block.

4. Misspelling going horrible wrong

asd;lfadifhale;krn;aliafhg;oasd;ldiafah. Ahh I see you speak Keyboardian.

hwiousdafhfklausdhfmissiispss. You spelt Mississippi wrong

by Rustygate1801 November 23, 2011

keddon

Keddon famous for bob sledge part of a jamaican team.
Keddon rides his girl like a sledge

Do the keddon on you

Ride her booty like a keddon

by lollaugh December 11, 2011